Montgomery Burns Stewart
aka Monty (informal), Mr. Burns (formal)
Likes: table scraps, tennis balls, absolute (and nuclear) power, Bobo
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Dislikes: squirrels, mail carriers, any of the Simpsons (release the hounds)
(Left to Right)
Tito MacDonald
aka Tito Frito Bandito, Blue Potato, Sir, the Frenchie
Likes: giving side-eye, boofing at and chasing all wildlife in my yard, going to farmers markets in the Jeep with my mama, trying to jump on tall things (and failing miserably), clearing a room, snuggles, snorting/snoring, being mom's favorite (shhhh...)
Dislikes: following directions, having short legs, other dogs in my mama's space, not being given adequate lap / snuggle time
Lola Grace MacDonald
aka Lola, Sissy, DoughDuh, White Lightning
Likes: snacks, tormenting my little brother, zoomies, sleeping while sitting up, finding the biggest sticks in the yard to drag around, catching my red frisbee, getting extra muddy, eating all the snow
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Dislikes: being in my crate when there is fun to be had elsewhere, having my sticks and frisbee taken away
Nipsy Lipuma
aka Nip, Nippy, Nippy-Nippy, Nippy Baby
Likes: Your space, peanut butter, wrestling
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Dislikes: Distance, any time he isn't eating, two-factor authentication
Chevy Schuiling
aka Mr. Man, Bubba, Lil Chev, Chevrolet
Likes: hugs, taking his tail for walks, ice cubes, Ted Lasso, white noise machine at night, hikes
Dislikes: when people don't pet him, retrieving, being alone, people on his lawn
Dusty Jones
Likes: laying on the cabinets, eating Sheba, people watching out the window, and chasing his catnip ball
Dislikes: other cats, his grandma, the windows being closed, being told he can’t eat Q-tips
Maisy Jones
Likes: chewing absolutely everything, her blue sock monkey, playing with the hose, meeting new people
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Dislikes: being told she can’t chase her brother (Dusty), people blowing on her nose, the heat, spinach
Mami Padilla
aka Chiquita
Likes: going on walks, sniffing, running (unleashed), car rides, barking at people that walk by the house, food
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Dislikes: people that walk by the house, not giving her food off your plate, playing catch, cats/ dogs going near her bowl, being alone